top of page
  • Writer's pictureLauren A. Merritt, P.A.

Piper's Pantry Party: A "Tail" of Trash & Temptation

This past Friday afternoon I was especially excited on my way home from work because Matt and I had our first official “date night” planned since COVID-19. Actually, it was our first date night since our pandemic wedding on April 2nd!

How many married couples can say they were quarantined for the for the first 2 months of marriage?! We can!

Ok. I digress.

So here I am… first one home.

Matt and I have two pups. Piper is a 9-yr-old rescue lab mix from the Escambia County Animal Shelter, and Bella is a 14-yr-old chihuahua I’ve had since I was 16!

“Pipe,” as we like to call her, greeted me at the side door that opens into our kitchen. And then…

Queue my “GASP!!!”

You see… our trash can is in our pantry. And one of us Merritts forgot to close the pantry door Friday morning. We’d had a family dinner party the night before… anddddd we kinda sorta had not taken the trash out yet. It being Friday and all, I guess Piper decided to have a little party herself! Cupcake wrappers, icing wrappers, cheese stick wrappers, dog bones, a freshly ripped packet of maple sugar oatmeal spilled on the floor.


I followed a frantic Piper to the back door. Suddenly, a second crime scene in the living room. A giant bag of dog treats in shreds, not a treat in sight. I let Piper and Bella outside to potty and begrudgingly assured Piper she was still momma’s girl. When we came back inside, Bella was the only one interested in our routine “treat.” Go figure! Thankfully, Matt arrived home in time to help me clean. I was so frustrated. Who left the door open? When did Piper jump her gate? Why did Piper make such a mess? She’s such a good girl! Are we going to be late for dinner? I was so grateful for Matt’s help, and we had everything cleaned in plenty of time to enjoy our delicious dinner at Angelena’s downtown. That Piper sure is something, though! Losing a loved one is much different than having a little mess to clean up. Having suddenly lost my mom a few years ago, I know first-hand. That said, I can remember the shock, frustration, and questions all too well. I remember feeling incredibly overwhelmed. And the looming “What now?” question. Hopefully you haven’t lost a loved one recently. But if you need help understanding what’s next, we’re here to help guide you. Call our office to schedule your consultation today: (850) 741-2999. As for Piper, she redeemed herself by being a good girl all weekend. And from now on, you can bet we’re keeping that pantry door closed!

3 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All


Commenting has been turned off.
bottom of page